Unisex Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares Tank Top dog lover No one can escape the

No one can escape the final exit from our world

Loaded with 1980s charm and cynical humor

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our cool "General Tso is My Bro" tanktop adds just the right amount of playfulness with its Chinese take out box and chopsticks graphic

Unisex Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares Tank Top dog lover No one can escape theSteeped in a 1980s horror sci fi aesthetic, this despair filled shirt says what we're all really thinking. If you're a pessimist with an appreciation for absurd humor, neon and outrun vibes this funny retro shirt is a must have. Shut down "how are you" and other small talk and call our stupid reality like you see it. We might not be able to escape the anxiety of our modern dystopia, but at least we can have a laugh at the hellscape's expense. Shirt