Mini Baby Platypus Plush 8.5" fish UPG’s Secular Saints votives are

UPG’s Secular Saints votives are guaranteed to grant your desires ("I need romantic lighting") and aid the powerless ("I need light until the power comes back on")

you could do other stuff

Can you stick a bowl of Hideki's ramen in the crook of your neck while you're lying down on the couch

Laundry detergent really helps to remove that wet Corgi smell ya know

Mini Baby Platypus Plush 8.5" fish UPG’s Secular Saints votives areWhy are Platypi great animals to take to lunch? Because they always pick up the bill! (Awaits eye roll and sigh)No, no, it's not just a pun! This particular Baby Platypus is very generous! Though it once made a tidy sum in Sydney real estate speculation, a lack of pockets with which to keep it has limited the extent of his gifts to hugs and cuddles. Which is more than enough!