POLLY WANTS A COCKTAIL (BFG'S) ankle Sh*t just happens

Sh*t just happens

They are good for avoiding direct eye contact with your problematic boss

Female prison jokes and questioning your sexuality 59 minutes at a time is the best TV experience since that horse who could talk

Real friends wouldn’t question that Björn Borg tattoo on your upper thigh (or the Ace of Base tattoo on your lower back)

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