FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER SHADES (OG'S) SPENCO New cushioning and redesigned outsole

New cushioning and redesigned outsole deliver smoother and more stable transitions

"Hey Biggie

– lightweight

AND can still afford to ship ourselves cross country to our best friend's house in a cardboard box

FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER SHADES (OG'S) SPENCO New cushioning and redesigned outsoleIS YOUR SPIDER SENSE TINGLING?!?! Special grip coating to eliminate slippage while wall crawling? Snug, light weight frame to prevent bouncing while web swinging down the streets of New York City? Glare reducing, polarized lenses to block 100% of harmful UV rays and 0% of Green Goblin attacks? It's just another service provided by your Friendly Neighborhood Spider Shades!!!(WARNING: With great power comes great responsibility. Luckily, copywriters