US$ 60.00
Our Vive La Paris custom doormats show your love for the City of Love
So don't make him mad
stuffy old puritans
there would be a tall
Dammit Jim I'm A Doormat Not A Doctor Funny Welcome Door Mat insect Our Vive La Paris customNo bones about it. This is a doormat, not an engineer, not a doctor, just a doormat made to wipe dirt from your feet. Dirt you pick up from Rigel VII when you were hooking up with the ship's geologist. Your trek into the star system to a planet made of rock and dirt makes your shoes dirty. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the