Piss Off! Rude Welcome Doormat 70's Easy to keep clean

Easy to keep clean

Fooled you

Or would you rather they stand there like a lump on a log

This custom doormat implies to your visitors to ring the door bell

Piss Off! Rude Welcome Doormat 70's Easy to keep cleanOkay, okay. We really, really, REALLY like to tell people to go away. This one just feels kinda classy to me though. Almost like it needs to be said with some sort of accent. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made from coco coir and will shed some for the first few weeks, this is