Spread Me Like The Buttery Slut I Am Vulva Each board is engraved with

Each board is engraved with a custom family name (or title like "Flatmate Rules" or "Kitchen Commandments") and a set of fun

Dishwasher & Microwave safe (not including glitter mugs)

Each pair is laser cut and hand-assembled in Dannevirke

when everything’s gone to shit and you just need to pour a drink

Spread Me Like The Buttery Slut I Am Vulva Each board is engraved withButter? Yes. Class? Questionable. This gloriously sweary butter dish is here to cause chaos on your countertop, and frankly, she loves it. Featuring the bold declaration: SPREAD ME LIKE THE BUTTERY SLUT I AM because why the hell should your kitchenware be boring? Perfect for serving sass with your sourdough, this ceramic butter dish is dishwasher safe, ridiculously giftable, and guaranteed to offend at least one boomer at brunch. Ideal for